My girlfriend to a piece of sweet and sour chicken (via timelordtaylor)
So I told my girlfriend about the story of Purim (I’m Jewish). She responds with:
"And that’s how Esther saved Christmas!"
I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour
In his mind palace when he needed to calm down and not go into shock he went to Redbeard not John because Redbeard was the last thing he loved that loved him above all else
Sherlock: Mycroft? Do you want to solve a murder? Come on, let's go deduce!
Sherlock: I wish you'd stop ignoring me, it's boring me, there's no excuse!
Sherlock: With the help of John and Molly, we can solve this case. It will not be that hard!
Sherlock: Do you want to solve a murder? It does't have to be a murder!
Mycroft: Go away, Sherlock!